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I Know You Hate Your Birthday Card

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$4.02 $6 In stock

Category: Cards

I swear I am not making it into a thing, it's just that I casually saw this card and wanted to take a really quick moment to celebrate the fact that you are alive and in this life with me and that I am really lucky to know you. That's all.


5.5 x 4.25 inches

Letter-pressed by hand on archival-quality card stock with a kraft envelope
Made in the USA

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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Brian ★★★★★

Finally, a card that gets how awkward birthdays can be. The perfect heartfelt message without the cringe. Bought it for my brother and he actually laughed out loud.

Andrew L. ★★★★★

The wording is dead-on for anyone who hates the spotlight—it's snarky but still lands warm at the end. Card stock feels sturdy, not flimsy, so it survived the mail without a bend. My brother read it twice and actually laughed, which is the highest compliment from him.

Henry F. ★★★★★

Bought this for my best friend who genuinely dreads her birthday, and the blunt title made her laugh before she even opened it. The cardstock is sturdy enough that it stands up on a shelf without flopping over. The inside message about just being glad you're alive is weirdly sweet without getting sa

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