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Congratu-fucking-lations Card

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$4.08 $6 In stock

Category: Cards

Simply put, Congrats with a little kick.

4.25 x 5.5 inches
Letter-pressed greeting card printed by hand on archival-quality card stock with a kraft envelope
Made in the USA

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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Charlotte H. ★★★★★ Oct 19, 2026

Big fan of the kraft envelope—it’s a nice touch that makes the card feel more thoughtful. This size is perfect for a quick note without being too cramped.

Adam Y. ★★★★★ Oct 18, 2026

The hand-letterpressed texture feels so substantial—way nicer than a typical Hallmark card. My coworker laughed out loud at the profanity paired with the fancy paper stock.

Richard ★★★★★ Oct 14, 2026

Bought this for my best friend's promotion and she laughed so hard she almost cried. The card stock is thick and the letterpress really pops, plus the kraft envelope gives it that nice handmade feel.